ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)ゞ This is something to be excited about because, let's face it, I'm hilarious.
ANYWAY. Time for fanfiction talk. I have started up a new Shugo Chara fanfiction on fanfiction.net (clearly), and for those of you who do not know what Shugo Chara is, it is an anime and this does not concern you. Basically, it is about my main character, an OC I like to call Snow Hisayuki, and she's just moving to a new town. Her character is very interesting, a contradiction between light and happy and trouble and disturbed, and she has no sense of direction, so she's always getting in to crappy situations. She wishes to find herself, and guess what that means? OH YEAH SHE GIVES BIRTH TO SOME EGGS THAT CONTAIN LITTLE EMBODIMENTS OF HER TRUE SELF (I'm having a ball here). In short, it's going to be interesting and amusing, and at times a little dark and sad, but it's going to be a giggly and emotional ride for me, for sure. Here is a link if you wish to check it out: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9394928/1/Cross-Ice. HAHAHA YES I DID DRAW THE COVER IMAGE, AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO DRAW A BACKGROUND SO I JUST SCREWED AROUND IN PAINT, WHICH IS WHY IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DONE BY A DERANGED DEER.
Now, what's new in Crimrose's life? Where to start. Oh yes, summer vacation has started, and while I may have promised quicker updates, I may be a liar since I am a lazy-ass and sleep in until 3 p.m. Bad for my health, yes, but... actually there are no benefits. Huh.
The day after exams were finished, a friend of mine held a party to celebrate the start of summer. I attended and had a ball, and it was a freaking cheese-themed pool party, so there was cheese, and there was swimming (I have weird friends). I enjoyed flopping around like a dying goose, and then eating weird cheeses I had never heard of before, and yeah, it was great. THAT IS UNTIL I STARTED FREAKING BURNING ALIVE. I say this while trying not to cry, but right near the end I noticed that my shoulders were completely red, a sure sign of sunburn. So I started freaking out and dove back into the pool, holding my shoulders to try and not get them burned any more. God, I'm such a flipping dumbass... what kind of logic was that... of course, the opposite of what I intended happened. Instead of not getting burned any more...
I GOT MY HANDPRINTS BURNT INTO MY SHOULDERS.
YEAH.
So I'm walking around while proudly displaying my lovely tan-line, which consists of marks from my bathing suit straps and FUCKING WHITE HANDPRINTS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻. WHY OH WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA. JUST WHY.
That's pretty much all I have to report on for now. I'm sure that I'll have more misadventures to report as the summer carries on, because I have about as much coordination as screaming cheese, which does not do anything good for me when I go camping or to foreign places. Like two summer ago, I went to Niagara Falls with a friend, and we were outside the 3D theatre, and there was a guy dressed like a Reeses peanut butter cup advertising with children. Since I ignored him, he thought it'd be fun to get in my face and keep bugging me. So I started running down the hill we were loitering on, and sure enough, I looked back to find him RUNNING AFTER ME. It still haunts my nightmares to this day...
Excelsior!
Excelsior!
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